Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Mil By Sex.com

Stock up on your Kleenex, boys!

We think there's about to be a supply shortage!!

Miley Cyrus has been offered a cool million dollars by Sex.com to get a little gay with porn star Jessie Andrews!!

They want the two ladies to strip down to their birthday suits and do some seXXXY making out!!

Holy guacamole!!

If that happened, we're not sure what would explode first: All the straight boys' collective pants, or Billy Ray Cyrus's mind!!

This actually wouldn't be the first time Liam Hemsworth... who oddly wears a unicorn head.

We have trouble imagining Miley would flash her cave of wonders to the world for only $1 mil, but strangers things have occasionally happened!!

Besides, weddings don't pay for themselves!!!

Katy Perry Warns Rihanna Over Chris Brown Temper.

Oh noes!!

Katy Kat extended her claws to protect bff RiRi, but her move backfired and created a wedge between them!!

Katy Perry and Rihanna were happier than two peas in a pod, until Ri kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs!!

Just as that televised embrace began the CB/Ri rekindling, it may have spelled the end for her friendship with Katy!!

The Diamonds singer bailed on Katy's b-day party while Katy was mysteriously absent from Rihanna's huge Halloween bash.

One source close to the situation revealed why the Fireworks songstress has had enough of this game, saying:Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Katy fears Rihanna is making a huge mistake and doesn't want to be part of it.

We aren't sure how bouncing around from one couple who maybe shouldn't retry their hand at romance to another is doing Katy any favors, but we appreciate her keeping Ri's best interest at heart!!

Kesha Shows Us Her Warrior Gams.

Oooo you show us those Warrior gams KeSha!!

The eccentric-electric musician who currently promotes a live fast, Die Young philosophy was spotted recently taking a well deserved break among the Australian surf in a grinning-skull one piece bathing costume (above)!

And dayyyuumm her ladylumps are looking fine!

We can't wait to see so many pics of her aquatic adventures in her upcoming autobiography-picture-book My Crazy Beautiful Life!

Oh wait... these snaps won't be included?!

Boo-urns.

Brad Pitt Establishes Furniture Business.

Many celebs have a passion for designing clothing, but
Brad Pitt is among the first we've encountered with a
hankering to design furniture.
The 48-year-old has teamed up with New Jersey-based
furniture maker Frank Pollaro to create 12 designs
consisting of tables, chairs and a bed, which can
be seen between November 13 and 15 in New York.
Pitt explained that his fascination with furniture design
began after discovering the work of architects like
Charles Rennie Mackintosh and Frank Lloyd
Wright. He revealed his hobby's origin by saying:
"I've been doodling ideas for buildings and
furniture since the early 1990s, when I first
discovered Mackintosh and Frank Lloyd Wright.
Actually, I found Wright in college, when looking
for a lazy two-point credit to get out of French. It
forever changed my life."
And even though his works will be going on sale for
about $45,000 each, the actor is modest about his
newest career aspirations.
When asked about what it's like to officially become the
designer he's always wanted to be, he replied, "Let's
not get ahead of ourselves."
His collaborator, on the other hand, suggested, "I think
we'll be doing this for a long time."
Either way, Mr. Pitt's talent never ceases to amaze us.

Chris Brown Inspires Kids With New Symphonic Love Foundation Site!!!

Welly, well, well, Mistah Breezy! Perhaps you really are trying to change your destructive, offensive ways!

The constantly controversial Chris Brown has debuted a new website Symphonic Love Foundation, which serves as a platform for kids to combine creativity and philanthropy!

Symphonic Love's mission statement reads: offensive Halloween costume choice...

And all of his other deplorable past actions!

Miley Cyrus Slaps Scissor Stalker With Restraining Order!

Girl has the shivers from those nastay, creeping scissors!!!

Even though Miley Cyrus' scissor-weilding stalker Jason Luis Rivera is currently behind bars for his Mileybird nest intrusion back in September, it seems Miley is extra scurred he'll return to her once he's served his one and a half year sentence... perhaps next time toting a weapon a little more sinister than scissors!

Thus, the potential porn star has filed -- and was granted -- a permanent retraining order against Jason, which requires him to stay 1000 ft away from the future Mrs. Liam Hemsworth FOREVER.

This will also protect singer just in case Jason is released early.

Now let's just hope no one else gets it in their heads to approach Miley with scissors... yep, we're looking at you hairdressing person who cut off Miley's luscious locks!!

Kate Middleton & Prince William Watch The Skyfall!

Polish your crown jewels 'cause it's casual date night for the loveliest Royals around, Prince Harry and his ballz Kate Middleton and Prince William!

And what better way to show a stately spirit while cuddling with your Princely cutie than indulging in the latest flick featuring the baddest badass of Her Majesty's Secret Service!

Kate and Wills caught a screening of the new James Bond film Skyfall in Wales last week, where they were as slick as spies, acting like any normal movie-going couple.

One onlooker recalls: that aristocratic cuteness! Nom nom nom!

Britney Spears Leads Hundreds Of Celebs At Billionaire's Birthday Party.

How do you get Britney Spears to sing you Happy Birthday? It's a simple two-step plan!

Step One: MakeLeonardo DiCaprio, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Jamie Foxx, Tobey Maguire, Ludacris, Robert De Niro, and Chris Brown.

You know, just to name a few!

We know what you're thinking - pics or it didn't happen! Oh boy do we wish! Unfortunately photography was strictly prohibited! One party-goer said:

"Security was matched only by what you would imagine from the Secret Service. Guests and celebrities understood photos were totally off-limits."

So don't expect to see any twitpics of the star-studded event! Just make a billion dollars and throw one for yourself.

Adam Levine Urges El Lay To Donate To Hurricane Sandy Relief!

Such a nice way to take advantage of fame!

While driving his girlfriend to lunch in El Lay on Sunday, Adam Levine decided to make an impromptu stop to help raise funds for the victims of Hurricane Sandy.

Upon spotting a Red Cross blood drive near the Mustard Seed Café in Los Feliz, he quicklyThe Voice judge was clearly aware that he and Behati Prinsloo were being tailed by the paparazzi and used their presence to get a positive message out.

The message is an echo of countless other celebrity efforts to aid the Northeast in a desperate time of need and encourage their fans to do the same.

We're sure Levine didn't stand outside with that sign very long, but we heard him loud and clear.

Taylor Lautner Says He Is Proud Of Kristen Stewart.

Taylor Lautner is nothing if not a loyal pup!

When the sky fell around his Twilight co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, he was careful to never pile on extra dramz!!

And, even in a recent Cosmopolitan interview, when he was basically begged to comment on the scandal, Jacob didn't chose sides.

But, he did slyly comment on the cheating scandalKristen Stewart!

He offered:

"Kristen is fantastic at everything she does. am always proud of her."

Aww, how sweet!!

You're a good guy, Taylor! We're sure you'd never cheat on a girl once you imprinted on her!!

Jay-Z's Got 99 Problems But Mitt Romney Ain't One!!!!

Jay-Z's got 99 problems but Mitt Romney ain't one!

Although we're seriously concerned about those other problems. If Jay's got 99 problems then how many does that leave for the rest of us?

The answer is a lot!!!

The rapper performed before Barack Obama in Columbus, Ohio, Monday.

Needless to say - the performance was EPIC!!!

If this won't convince those pesky undecided voters then we doubt anything will.