
DUH!
If there is one thing we heaved learned in our time on
this planet it's this: Lindsay Lohan is ALWAYS innocent.
Even when she actually does it.
The innocent starlet who was arrested for assaulting a
psychic in NYC Thursday night, is facing THREE more
charges in El Lay.
Since all four of these lovely violations of the law are in
direct violation of Lilo's probation the gurl is in some
DEEEEEEP SH*T!
This means her lawyer, Mark Heller, is working over
time to clean up Linds' legal messes!
Mike spoke with reporters and is said that, despite
witnesses claiming to have watched her do cocaine, she
was totally sober during the whole ordeal.
Speaking about her sobriety, Heller says:
"I can tell you when I was with her this morning;
she was in great condition. She was certainly not
intoxicated, certainly not under the influence of
drugs. No alcohol involvement whatsoever on this
occasion."
THIS occasion, meaning when he met with her in the
morning.
So, was she drunk, high or cracked out the night
before?
The good lawyer says:
"It [her state of mind the night before] wasn't even
brought up. She was perfectly appropriate. And
the police made note of that."
However, he IS certain of his client's innocence. Mike
says he's sure Lindsay didn't do anything wrong, and
he'll prove it before her Jan. 7 arraignment!
He tells reporters:
"We are going to be working very earnestly to
establish that no charges should even be lodged.
[The police] have already made arrangements to
get the video from the…club, which hopefully will
reveal some exonerating information. After that,
they could just walk away from the case and
decline to even prosecute."
Good luck with that, Sir!
We have a feeling Mr. Heller's is not as optimistic as he
seems. That, OR working for Lindsay has caused his
mind to break.
Either way, do NOT envy his job!